Random Fun Facts

• I don't like winter because it's cold
• I do like winter because there's no stinging insects flying around
• Somehow I forget why I like winter in January when it's -20 and I have to shovel
• Kangaroos have three vaginas
• I have no idea if they also have three penises
• Olives are best eaten at room temperature
• The drive between Spokane and Bozeman is very mountainous and twisty
• Lily ate my sugar wafers off the dining room table today
• I didn't tell the Mister
• Caffeine in Excedrin makes me sleepy
• I'm still trying to figure out why chili is hot, hamburgers are made of beef, and a wine cooler makes me sweat
• The word diarrhea, broken down into it's word parts, means "run through"
• I'm looking forward to turning 30
• Geography makes my world go round
• Running with scissors isn't safe